i am a floor sandwich
a fatality with a side of fries
everything in its mouth
you could lie on the floor with me
(i vacuumed)

idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward
(if you want)
i can behave normally around people
and clean the bathtub
(a lot of mold)

let’s get married so i can get a green card
you can take my last name
and we can go to colorado
turn our love into red tape

but first put me down
let go of me
i wanna stay home and fuck